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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 10:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?

No go.

So they tried

Do all vehicles, including cars and SUVs, need to be lifted up on ramps in order to change the oil filter? If not, what is an alternative method for changing the oil filter without lifting the vehicle?

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What was your first trans experience like?

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Asteroid Larger Than Golden Gate Bridge Approaches Earth In Rare Event - Forbes

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

4 everyday habits that help prevent heart attacks - Times of India

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

A high-resolution spectrometer that fits into smartphones - Phys.org

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Did you swallow cum the first time you sucked a penis?

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Mario Kart World 1.1.0 update out now, patch notes - Nintendo Everything

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

What’s the best way to monetize email subscribers?

No, not a chance

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Pre-orders for the Xbox Rog Ally will reportedly begin in August, with launch expected two months later - Video Games Chronicle

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons