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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 10:13

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?
No go.
So they tried
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Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What was your first trans experience like?
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Asteroid Larger Than Golden Gate Bridge Approaches Earth In Rare Event - Forbes
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
4 everyday habits that help prevent heart attacks - Times of India
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
A high-resolution spectrometer that fits into smartphones - Phys.org
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Did you swallow cum the first time you sucked a penis?
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Mario Kart World 1.1.0 update out now, patch notes - Nintendo Everything
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
What’s the best way to monetize email subscribers?
No, not a chance
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons